Two drunks were enjoying their happy times, when one decided to show off and went bottoms up on a bottle of booze. He finished the bottle in one chug, but when he was supposed to savor his bragging rights, he fell backward and smashed his head on the pavement. I was told that he died, … Continue reading "Happy Drunk Finishes Bottle in One Chug, Falls and Breaks His Skull"
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